Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Hard Earned Wisdom #2 - Don't fall in love with yr gay friend

This one's for the gals.

I know - you get along so well. You go shopping for shoes and he tells you which ones to buy. He's up on all the latest gossip and he knows whoever the fuck Cisco Adler is. You get drunk on tequila and he cuts your hair and you laugh about your bangs in the morning.

But don't fall in love with your gay friend. Your gay friend is gay. If you fall in love with your gay friend, you are really just avoiding falling in love at all.

You can like your gay friend a lot. You can even love your gay friend. A lot!

But don't fall in love with your gay friend. He will never love you in that way.

Even if he does get drunk and play with your tits.

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